American Debt Girl - Credit Card Debts

Credit Card Debts, Like, Totally Suck

Ummmm, hellooo? Whoever said anything about debt being a part of my credit cards? What - you think I'm going to want to pay for that purse after I friggin buy it? Get real! Its the 21st century dude, and I'm an American Debt Girl - I want my plastic, I need my plastic, and I'm not going to let these stupid credit card debts take away my good, high spending time.

Like, credit cards debts are totally lame

I seriously couldn't imagine a worser time. My friend Bebe, she has, like, $20,000 in credit card debts or something? And all day long she's getting these cell calls:

LIke, pay us back or something!
Your card's been declined!
Don't go shopping anymore or we'll tear your face off.

Seriously, Bebe has some pretty bad credit card debt - probably because she spends like a drunk and her husbands been unemployed for three years, but thats beside the point. I mean, credit card debts are just totally unfair, or they should be reserved for people who live in like, I don't know, Arkansas or something. Bebe is not from Arkansas.

But I am. SHHHHHHHH!

Thats the other thing about credit card debts - no matter where you run, they'll always find a way to follow you. I admit it., I grew up on a farm, riding dirtbikes, working the corn fields in summer, spending all of mommy's oil money on trips to Miami for brief moments of glory. All that cost money, and as my credit card debts show I was not afraid to spend it, anytime, any amount. But now, all the way on the west coast with all my pretty new friends, I get embarrassed by these phone calls and mailers telling me to take care of my credit card debts , to look into ways to eliminate credit card debts and walk the thin line of Lamesville, USA.

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